Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.
Showing posts with label Be Good Johnny Weir. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Be Good Johnny Weir. Show all posts

Sunday, September 3, 2017

@NetflixLifee tweeted: Name a canceled show that isn't on Netflix that you'd like to see get picked up.

'Be Good Johnny Weir' is a good one. It's like 'The Hunger Games' and 'Black Swan' mixed with the Olympics and OCD.
--Twitter, August 31, 2017

Sunday, August 28, 2016

To Billy Bush:

How could you go to get your ass waxed without me by the way?...I have experience. I could have gotten you through it.
--NBC, Access Hollywood, August 11, 2016
(While fishing with Billy Bush during the Rio Olympics.)


Johnny got his butt waxed during Season 2, Ep. 5 of his TV show Be Good Johnny Weir. If you missed the hilarious quotes from that episode, or would just like to enjoy them again, here are the links:

The reason for his butt waxing 

Johnny's instructions to his waxer 

What Johnny yells while getting his butt waxed 

Johnny describes how his butt feels

Johnny's complaint to his waxer

And then another sensitive body part hurts

Johnny claims he's injured

A post-waxing reflective thought
 

And then there's this post-waxing quote from his "Johnny's World" column in the Falls Church News-Press.

Monday, January 5, 2015

[Douglas Razzano: What’s the strangest thing a fan ever gave you?]

Panties--

[Douglas Razzano: The foot massager?]

Not the foot massager. Panties. Clean ones! Clean ones. New ones.
--icenetwork.com, "34 Questions with Johnny Weir," video, September 24, 2014

Blogger's note: the foot massager Razzano refers to was a fan's gift to Johnny which made an appearance in a classic scene from Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 1, Ep. 7, Back on Top.

Monday, May 19, 2014

[What has your experience with 'Be Good Johnny Weir' been?]

I think the reality series is a great growing experience for me. Since I was young, I worked with my trainer, Priscilla Hill, by re-watching things I had done, by her filming my practice. I would re-watch it after and this show is kind of the same premise, except it's my videos. It's my home movies and I can go back and I can look at things and see what happened and how it could have been avoided and what kind of drama there was surrounding it, and that's a beautiful thing
--popeater.com, “Johnny Weir Never Leaves the House Without a Balenciaga Bag” by Denise Warner, March 11, 2010

Friday, April 26, 2013

Watching clips of the Ryan Lochte show makes me appreciate how good "Be Good Johnny Weir" is.
--Twitter, April 24, 2013

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Thank you, Sasha. I value that very much because I've known you longer than all these bitches.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 4
(to Russian skater Alexander Uspenski after he agreed to perform in Johnny's Spectacular. "Bitches" refers to Tara Modlin, her boyfriend Josh King, and Tara's friend Carin)

Sunday, November 25, 2012

We secured Sasha Uspenski to be kind of our head chorus girl.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 4
(after skater Alexander Uspenski agreed to appear in his Spectacular)

Thursday, November 15, 2012

To Cazwell:
I want to do something fun.

[Cazwell: OK.] 

And I want to merge with you.

[Cazwell: Um.]

On a song.

[Cazwell: OK.]

Musically.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.9

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

She's come in smiling and bearing gifts. That can mean only one thing--she wants something.
--Be Good Johnny Weir, "Putting the Johnny in Johnny," Season 1, Ep. 4
(on coach Galina  Zmievskaya)

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

If you haven't guessed already by now, I enjoy the company of men.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1

Monday, November 5, 2012

I look like a furry, tutued Oompa-Loompa.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(while trying on clothes while shopping)

Blogger's note: Oompa-Loompas are characters in Roald Dahl's book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

I never felt prettier!
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.9
(modeling a wedding gown)

Saturday, November 3, 2012

As Viacheslav Romanov:
America, thank you, and goodbye. Get ready for Galina.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.10
As Viacheslav Romanov:
The Ice Theatre of New York is honor Johnny. Why not honor Viacheslav?!
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.10

Friday, November 2, 2012

As Viacheslav Romanov:
Johnny have a date with boy. I am not jealous. Whore.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.10
To Fatima (Pilates instructor):
I said I wanted to be skinny. I didn't say anything about sweating.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.10
I enjoy it. I mean, I get to get strapped up on a chair and hang upside down on a jungle gym. I mean, it's fabulous. 
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.10
(on Pilates)
As Viacheslav Romanov:
This week on Be Good Johnny Weir, Johnny is sing a song Kiss Me in the Public. Johnny ass too bootylicious...for pants.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 10

Thursday, November 1, 2012

To Fatima (Pilates instructor):
 I get so good at sex after we do these things.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.10
To Fatima (Pilates instructor):
I'm getting honored by the Ice Theatre of New York, so I have to get at least almost skinny for that. And I need my ass to be high and tight like a neck brace.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.10