Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Friday, July 28, 2017

Well, there was Halloween candy at the grocery today. Feel like candy corn in July is a tad premature. Like, can't I go swimming first?
--Twitter, July 27, 2017

Thursday, July 27, 2017

That hilarious thing when your iPhoto does facial recognition for your "top people" & all 4 are you, just in different hair and makeup.
--Twitter, July 12, 2017

Monday, July 3, 2017

I was like mid extreme couponing for Nair and bananas, and I don't know what happened, but the next thing I knew, I was on a bus to Foxwoods in Connecticut, which is a casino.
--Tara and Johnny podcast, Ep 32: Holding court at Maggiano's; Fire drills, April 5, 2017

Saturday, July 1, 2017

A long day ahead that would be better spent in bed or shopping for dragon clothes with the Khaleesi. Up and at 'em!
--Twitter, March 19, 2014 

Blogger's note: "Khaleesi" refers to the Game of Thrones character Daenerys Targaryen, also known as "Mother of Dragons."

Friday, June 30, 2017

If you're going to be in the public eye, not everyone is going to like you; if you think they are, you're dumb and you shouldn't be in it.
--sports.vice.com, "How Johnny and Tara Made It to the Summer Olympics" by B. David Zarley, July 21, 2016

Thursday, June 29, 2017

I'm terrified that there's some, like, demon wearing a nun's costume sitting on my shoulder at all times that kinda keeps men away from me.
--E! channel, Hollywood Medium with Tyler Henry, June 28, 2017

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Even when all seems lost, you've gotta fight for it & even if you fall down, stand up and present.
--Instagram, May 10, 2017

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

I Windex my salad before I eat it.
--Tara and Johnny podcast, Ep 37: Lonely Nights, May 27, 2017

Monday, June 26, 2017

One of those long, hard days when you just end up smelling of Chanel number 5 and wookie.
--Twitter, January 6, 2017

Sunday, June 25, 2017

She basically looked at me like I was a bloody band-aid from six days ago that you'd find on some child's shoe.
--Tara and Johnny podcast, Ep.39: Live with Kelli, June 7, 2017
(describing his interaction with a rude flight attendant)

Friday, June 23, 2017

[Scott Evans: What dog breed would you be?]

Peacock!
--accesshollywood.com, "Johnny Weir & Tara Lipinski Hit the 'Beverly Hills Dog Show' Red Carpet," April 14, 2017

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Sometimes I think sites that suggest "things I may like" are super stereotypical but then I'm like, "Why yes. I DO want to see that unicorn."
--Twitter, April 20, 2017

Monday, April 17, 2017

That thing of crotchety old man tweets that you get rid of because you sound like a crotchety old man.  #PardonOurMess
--Twitter, January 30, 2016

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Peek-a-Booty. This is...This is pretty gay.
--accesshollywood.com, "Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinsky Rate Stars' Recent Fashion Statements," video, April 14, 2017
(on the Vetements x Levis jeans with a functional back center seam zipper)

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Just had the most awkward nostalgia cry in the car to the airport. Happy cry though. Like a civilized person, I usually cry in the shower.
--Twitter, April 2, 2017