Does anyone else put fragrance on for zoom meetings?

--Twitter, March 13, 2022

That hilarious thing when your iPhoto does facial recognition for your "top people" & all 4 are you, just in different hair and makeup.
--Twitter, July 12, 2017

I was like mid extreme couponing for Nair and bananas, and I don't know what happened, but the next thing I knew, I was on a bus to Foxwoods in Connecticut, which is a casino.
--Tara and Johnny podcast, Ep 32: "Holding court at Maggiano's; Fire drills," April 5, 2017

My signature move is called "The Side Eye Shuffle". It entails heavy mascara application and fleeing.
--Twitter, March 5, 2017 
(describing his wrestling move)

It's hard enough to keep one face beautiful and moisturized. Who has time for two?
--Twitter, August 27, 2015

First fragrance:

Obsession by Calvin Klein. I wore it because it was different from what the other kids were wearing and felt very rich for a dude of 13. It was far too masculine for me but I felt happy to smell nice.
--fragrance.org, "The Latest Foundation Five: Johnny Weir," June 10, 2015

You know you travel too much when half the barren wasteland that is your fridge is made up of skin products. Bonus product: Porcelain encased butter (Fat)
--Instagram, May 5, 2015

Fragrance is key at the Derby since you'll be armpit to armpit with strangers on the infield.
--pinterest.com, NBC Sports, "Johnny and Tara's 141st Kentucky Derby Trends," April 27, 2015

That thing of planning looks with your makeup artist & using Instagram filters as references. "I want full Amaro, just nostrils and lashes."
--Twitter, February 12, 2015

I feel like Snow White is totally my beauty and skincare muse. Just sayin'
--Twitter, June 28, 2014

Thirty-three, that's a beautiful coat. Well done. I like the face makeup.
--NBC, Kentucky Derby telecast, May 4, 2014, segment recorded May 3, 2014
(to a horse in the barn)

Last time I was just so uncomfortable with the weather. And I was dressed for a slight chill. I was in tweed. I was in a tie. I had a button up. I had a huge sun hat that was black. I sweated through my foundation. It was just not a good scene. I was not cute.
--nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com, Transcript: Johnny Weir & Tara Lipinski, Kentucky Derby Conference Call, April 29, 2014
(about the weather and his outfit at the 2010 Derby) 

[SI.com: NBC has Sunday Night Football, the Premier League, and the NHL. Why not ask NBC Sports Group chairman Mark Lazarus to give you two a shot at another of these sports?]

[Tara Lipinski: Sunday Night Football with Johnny and Tara!]
 
Gentleman in Spandex will be our wrap-up show. I can only imagine the eye makeup we would pull out for football.
--sportsillustrated.cnn.com, "Johnny Weir, Tara Lipinski to join NBC's Kentucky Derby coverage" by Richard Deitsch, April 28, 2014

To Tara Lipinski:
Are you going to contour your décollage?

[Tara: What?]

Are you going to shade in around your pretty, pretty princesses? Get them out there....I'm just trying to get you laid.
--vanityfair.com, "Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski Debut Their Color-Coordinated Oscars Outfits, Talk That S.N.L. Skit" by Julie Millier

To makeup artist:
Let's go natural...with the mascara and blush, and my eyebrows filled in. Natural.
--vanityfair.com, "Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski Debut Their Color-Coordinated Oscars Outfits, Talk That S.N.L. Skit" by Julie Millier
(getting ready before the Oscars)

This girl has been through a lot. She was shipped to Russia. She’s been covered in glitter, hairspray, mouse. She’s seen it all.
--vanityfair.com, "Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski Debut Their Color-Coordinated Oscars Outfits, Talk That S.N.L. Skit" by Julie Millier
(on his weave (hairpiece)) 

To Tara Lipinski:
Queer enough?
--vanityfair.com, "Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski Debut Their Color-Coordinated Oscars Outfits, Talk That S.N.L. Skit" by Julie Millier
(after hair and makeup were finished before the Oscars)

Her skates are one color beige, her tights are another color, her skin is another color, her face is another color and the illusion mesh on her back is another color. She’s rocking about seven different skin tones.
--today.com, "Johnny Weir, Tara Lipinski police figure skating fashion," February 14, 2014
 (on Ukrainian pair skater Julia Lavrentieva's Olympic short program costume)

I mean we're very secure, but they took everything. What am I supposed to do without concealer? What if I see someone?
--taraandjohnny Instagram video, February 23, 2014
(after boarding plane for trip back to U.S. after Sochi Olympics)

I was in every mall in America when he was doing the coming out process. So I had the mohawk, I had the full dirty face, and nipples out, and everything. And he would walk his friends by the poster and say, "I'm gay, and I'm dating that."
--FOX TV, Bethenny, November 21, 2013
(on husband Victor coming out during his MAC cosmetics campaign)