To Billy Bush:
How could you go to get your ass waxed without me by the way?...I have experience. I could have gotten you through it.
--NBC, Access Hollywood, August 11, 2016
(While fishing with Billy Bush during the Rio Olympics.)
Johnny got his butt waxed during Season 2, Ep. 5 of his TV show Be Good Johnny Weir. If you missed the hilarious quotes from that episode, or would just like to enjoy them again, here are the links:
The reason for his butt waxing
Johnny's instructions to his waxer
What Johnny yells while getting his butt waxed
Johnny describes how his butt feels
Johnny's complaint to his waxer
And then another sensitive body part hurts
Johnny claims he's injured
A post-waxing reflective thought
And then there's this post-waxing quote from his "Johnny's World" column in the Falls Church News-Press.
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.