There's definitely a bikini contest.
--wtkr.com, "Johnny Weir makes his picks for 14th Annual National Dog Show," video, November 06, 2015
(explaining the components of the National Dog Show competition which he and Tara Lipinski will report on for NBC)
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.