As the competitors get younger and younger that you're up against, you've got to find that inner soul and schwerve with it.
--NBC, Skate Canada broadcast, November 1, 2015
(on the improvements Canadian skater Nam Nguyen needs to make to his performances)
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.