Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

[Eric Alt: Sometimes, I think I'm getting Bell's palsy, and my face, it going like this--on one side.]

It's not very right. I think they only have this in America, this Bell's palsy. That's why it has a name very difficult to pronounce.

[Eric: No, it happens. I had 105 fever the other day...in my dreams. After doing Johnny Weir's hair, I went to the hospital.]

Oooh, you want me to pat you on the back for having 105 temperature?
--(as Russian psychotherapist) Johnny Weir and Eric Alt Present Eric Alt-Carnivale (Final Cut) video, introduction to Carnivale: A Fashion Fantasy, October 9, 2011 

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