Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Friday, October 14, 2011

[Eric Alt: I think Johnny Weir is the devil.]

I don't think Johnny Weir is the devil.

[Eric: Sometimes in my dreams, I have to do his hair over and over and over and over. And he wants a pompadour, and then he wants finger waves, and then he wants extensions, and then he wants it natural. And it's driving me crazy.]

What I imagine is that this is just a manifestation because your dream, it is like you have too much many things on your plate. This salons that you open. This stress you have from working and from playing with people's hair and make a pony tail. I mean, it's really not business, Eric.
--(as Russian psychotherapist) Johnny Weir and Eric Alt Present Eric Alt-Carnivale (Final Cut) video, introduction to Carnivale: A Fashion Fantasy, October 9, 2011 

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