She's twerking. Preparing. Steely gaze.
She uses the green to her advantage. And it drops in!
She reaches for the ball, not garnering any points for the reach, but she's done her job.
--nbcolympics.com, "Tara and Johnny announce women's golf in Rio," video, August 18, 2016
(commentating U.S. golfer Stacy Lewis' putt)
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.