He has that marshmallow fluff in those knees that hold him upright, no matter what position. Cat-like, if you will.
--NBC, World Figure Skating Championship 2016, broadcast April 10, 2016
(explaining Japanese skater Shoma Uno's ability to complete jumps that are "just a bit off.")
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.