These jumps with the arm over the head, it's so difficult. It's trying to open a door with no fingers.
--NBC, Grand Prix Finals broadcast, December 20, 2015
(on Russian skater Evgenia Medvedeva)
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.