To keep things perfect, you can't have technique where your shoulders are being worn as a tiara.
--NBC, Four Continents Figure Skating Championship, broadcast February 21, 2015
(on Japanese skater Rika Hongo's jumping technique)
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.