I can't find a cure for cancer; but I can ice skate, and I guess that is what I was born to do. I have the opportunity to give people four-and-a-half minutes of seeing something beautiful. That's my contribution to the world.
--Spotlight on Skating magazine, "Here's Johnny" by Lynn Rutherford, September/October 2005
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.