[Cowboy: Haven't you all see a wild west stunt show before?]
No...We didn't have childhoods.
--NBC, Super Bowl Zone, January 31, 2015
(after he and Tara Lipinski wandered by a "shootout" at the Rawhide Western Town)
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.