You know what? I would consider that the hardest part about especially the guys that skate pairs or ice dance, when they skate directly with the girl and touch all over the girl...
[Pete Dominick: Oh yeah, when I watch that, I’m like, How do they do that? I mean, I guess they...]
Oh yeah, they wear tight tight tight pants.
[Pete Dominick: Sure.]
And you can’t hide when something...pops up.
--OutQ SiriusXM, StandUP! with Pete Dominick, October 22, 2014
(on problems of straight male skaters)
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.