Watch Julia's back arm, that right arm. It really swings. It's kind of like sitting at a desk and using a mouse behind your back. Everything has to be right in front of you.
--NBC, Rostelecom Cup, November 11, 2014
(explaining why Russian skater Julia Lipnitskaya fell on a jump during her free skate)
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.