We'd love to do the Westminster Dog Show, we'd love to be part of NASCAR, we'd love to be part of the Super Bowl. We have big dreams and ambition, but as far as play-by-play commentary, [figure skating] is where we belong.
--advocate.com, "The Moment Johnny Weir Cried in Sochi" by Annie Hollenbeck, November 13, 2014
(on the possibility of doing other sports commentary with Tara Lipinski)
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.