[F]igure skating is a way that I can release that inner artist in myself at all times while exercising and staying in shape and keeping my ass like a bookshelf, where it should be.
[Pete Dominick: You put...you can...can you...is your ass so tight and firm that you could set books on it? Is that what you're saying? Is that what you’re articulating?]
Oh, yeah, I’ve cracked an apple.
--OutQ SiriusXM, StandUP! with Pete Dominick, October 22, 2014
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.