All of them are funny.
--NBCSN, Best of U.S. Award Show, broadcast April 7, 2014, live taping April 2, 2014
(Rejected Awards Show Categories: "Funniest Short-Track Wipeout")
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.