Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Friday, February 14, 2014

I may be the first man that that ever happened to, but I was wearing a chignon, I was featuring a small bun, I pulled my mullet very tight back to kind of give me instant face lift, and I got my chignon stuck in my zipper while I was skating, so it was kind of like this (jerks head back twice).
--NBC, Olympic Zone, February 13, 2014
(on skating costume mishaps)

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