Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Friday, December 6, 2013

[Interviewer: If you had the opportunity to be the first to do something in space, what would it be?]

Mmmm...I mean, I can't really skate in space I suppose. Um...I wanted to say something dirty, but I feel like my husband will be embarrassed.

[Interviewer: Please do.]

[whispers] Fellatio.
--TMZ.com, TMZ Sports, "Johnny Weir--I Wanna Be an Oral Sex Pioneer...IN SPAAAACE!!!!" video, December 3, 2013

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