Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

[Guy Fieri: You're talkin' to little boys: "What's up, my man? How you doing, buddy?"]

Oh.

[Guy: "OK. I got some pizza for you. I got..."]

I can't talk like that.

[Guy: No. You can. You can. Compliment 'em on..."Let me see what you did..."]

"How pretty."

[Guy: "Dude, that..."]

"Awesome. How awesome."

[Guy: "Dude, that's off the hook!"]

Johnny pretends to read words written on his palm using a stilted monotone: "Dude, that is off the hook."

[Guy: See?]

So genuine.
--Food Network, Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off, Season 2, Ep. 4
(on interacting with young boys during a birthday party challenge)
Posted by Nancy Knisley at 1:27 PM
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