Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

My asshole shrunk to about this. [shows clenched fist]. It got so tight and puckered.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(after agent Tara  Modlin told him she wanted for him to debut Dirty Love at "Holiday Dreams on Ice" in Flint, Michigan)

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