I'm so amused that Dmitri Rogozin is throwing down with Madonna. That's a fight I never thought I'd see fought.
--Twitter, August 9, 2012
(response to Russia's Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin calling Madonna an "ex-whore")
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.