[Baroque music playing]
It took me a long time to actually feel really physical. Sure there were those late nights when, staying up to watch Oz, I would feel a strange stirring...
Guys, come on, what's this music? It's too stuffy and old. [Baroque music stops] I need something hot and dirty and sexy like my new single, [Dirty Love starts to play.] Dirty Love. [To camera:] Available now on iTunes and wherever awesome music is sold...Much better.
"It's time to practice," he said, pulling me into a dark corner.
In the darkness of some den, he put his big hands on my narrow hips.
Oh, God, so sexy! Sweating out my weave! Can I have some privacy please?
--The Dish, Great Moments in Modern Literature, February 6, 2011
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