Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

[Mara Davis: I picture you as one of those people who like never goes to the bathroom--you just don't.]

I don't.

[You're too pure.]

I'm, first of all, too pure. Second of all, I don't have time. So like a bear when they hibernate, I have a big ball of something like deep inside me.

[And then, there's just like a tool that releases it and you're fresh again.]

Pigeons. Carrier pigeons. They peck it away.
--929dave.radio.com, "Mara Davis Interviews Johnny Weir in The Bathroom" by Mara Davis, interview December 14, 2011 at CNN Dialogue event, posted December 15, 2011

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