Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

[Eric Alt: I keep seeing all these circus tents and all these, like, crazy people, and all these crazy Housewives of New Jersey. And this Kim G, she came running out, and she called me fake and square tits.]

What is a...what is a Kim G?

[Eric: She's like, um, blond, and she wears like really expensive clothes.]

You know, this Kim G, I think, is not a real person. Maybe she's just a manifestation of you was hungry. You need to really take care of yourself. You have to eat properly. 
--(as Russian psychotherapist) Johnny Weir and Eric Alt Present Eric Alt-Carnivale (Final Cut) video, introduction to Carnivale: A Fashion Fantasy, October 9, 2011

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