Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

[Nardwuar: What is the proper way to cut the cheese, Johnny Weir?]

....Well, just when you buy sort of a wedge of cheese at Whole Food or something, you know, there's the paper or plastic or whatever-it-is around the cheese. And it's very important to me that you cut it evenly, so if you cut a slice, then you just slice the paper off as you go. Paris liked to cut the middle out around the paper, so he ended up wasting valuable cheese. I mean, there are starving people in the world.
--Post-2010 Olympic press conference, February 24, 2010
 (about scene in Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 1, Ep. 3) 

[Blogger's note: The above quote was followed by this sentence.]

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