Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

[Howard Stern: How many inches are you?]

Seven-and-a-half-ish...'cause I'm not a big guy. I can't have a ten-inch penis, it would look funny.

[HS: The skate dudes must go nuts when you take off your pants, right? They're like, "Oh my God"...]

Well, usually they're shocked, they're going to think I have like a pinkie.
--SiriusXM, The Howard Stern Show, January 11, 2011

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