Johnny Weir
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.
1) Think that Johnny can make quick work out of any evil doers with pointy-toed Louboutins custom fitted with stainless steel toe caps by Q Branch. ("The name is Weir, John Weir.")
ReplyDelete2) The threat of suffocation via specially equipped cheburashka. These cuddly bear-like characters can have their ears fitted with ether-absorbent materials, again by Q Branch. If a bad sort approaches, break the vial of ether inside its little head and apply to the evil-doer's nose. The gassy ears will render an evil-doer harmless with a quick nap.