My Auntie Diane is terribly afraid of germs. So it's fun to chase her around with a hotel-sponsored blanket or pillow because a lot of people do dirty things in hotels. Lots of people fornicate in hotels. And she doesn't want to sleep where people conceived, really. So hotels pose a real big threat to her mental stability.
--Be Good Johnny Weir, "Johnny on the Rocks," Season 1, Ep. 3, Webisode
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Johnny Weir
Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
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