I think the Inland [Forecast] is very important because it's farthest from the sharks.

 

[Tara Lipinski: Johnny hates sharks.]

I hate sharks and I know they're up here in that Bay.

--nbcbayarea.com, "Johnny Weir, Tara Lipinski Do the Weather," January 25, 2023

(when Johnny and Tara did the weather forecast for the San Francisco Bay area)

On Friday I had a very severe attack of vertigo...If you've not had it, it's kinda like being on a cruise ship in a hurricane and also Sharknado at the same time.

--Instagram, video, May 2, 2022

There was something very gray Russian snow mystery about the whole choreographic moment.

--NBCSN, Skate America, women's short program, broadcast October 23, 2021

(on Russian skater Kseniia Sinitsyna's short program)

Tender Vegetation. Can that be one of our drag names?
--Twitter, April 22, 2020
(after seeing the phrase "Protect Tender Vegetation" in a frost advisory from a local TV meteorologist)

[T]he sun. It's almost like God is trying to say, "You're going to be happy right now," and I'm like, "Eff you, I don't want to be happy right now." So then it's just this constant fight between me and Jesus and the weather.
--Tara and Johnny podcast, Ep. 44: "Endless Summer Part 1," September 6, 2017
(on why he likes cloudy weather and gets depressed when it's sunny)

It's 65 degrees. It's 65 degrees at night in February. Mommy hates it. Mommy also hates melting ice caps. Mommy can't swim well.
--Twitter, February 24, 2017
(tweeting as his recurring character "Mommy") 

He doesn't like sweaters or clothes. But he does bring his potted plants in off the patio.
--news3lv.com, video, "Always entertaining Johnny Weir set to host 15th annual National Dog Show," November 17, 2016
(how his Japanese Chin Tёma prepares for colder weather)

We are terrified of the sun. We are so white and we work indoors. I go big with my hair which creates a natural shield. I bought all of my weaves yesterday.
--stylenews.people.com, "Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir's Best Fashion Moments," July 20, 2016
(on working in Rio with Tara Lipinski during this year's summer Olympics)

That thing of when it's a bit breezy & your ass cheek and a nipple fall out of your inadequate work-out clothes while on the street. #classy
--Twitter, September 9, 2015

[Nick McCarvel: We are gonna quiz you on...Johnny Weir! How do you think you're gonna do?]

Fair to poor. I will do fair to poor, and it's freezing so my mental capacity is a little bit...not as good as usual.
--icenetwork.com, "How Much Does Johnny Weir Know About Johnny Weir?" video, Bank of America Special Olympics Showcase at Bryant Park, February 24, 2015

We tried to rewrite things like "Oh, I'm freeish after 6." It will not accept "freeish." It then gives me "penguins hobble, delicately, across the snow."
--NBC, A Toast to 2014!, December 31, 2014
(on the refusal of autocorrect to accept what he typed)

When it gets cold, sit pants-less on a radiator! @ The Morgan State House

 --Twitter, December 19, 2014

Oddly enough, I've seen a lot of girls out there with pretty spring dresses with, like, a winter "hooker" boot, and I find that strange. It's rough, a little bit. It makes me nervous.
--kentucky.com, "For Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski, Derby fashion elicits awe--and some anxiety" by Janet Patton, May 3, 2014
(on the strangest thing he's seen at the Derby)

Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2014/05/03/3225614/for-johnny-weir-and-tara-lipinski.html#storylink=cpy

I think something that I wasn’t prepared for when I attended the Derby in 2010 was that it was really hot. And then it rained and it got muggy. And then it was hot again. I chose to wear Chanel tweed that day. It doesn’t really breathe, so you get shiny and sweaty and puffy from water retention and drinking too much.
--nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com, Transcript: Johnny Weir & Tara Lipinski, Kentucky Derby Conference Call, April 29, 2014

[Y]ou have to be prepared for any condition, and you have to be prepared to look beautiful the whole time. That’s my advice for Tara or any first-timer at the Derby. You have to be ready, or at least have somebody that can carry you around.
--nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com, Transcript: Johnny Weir & Tara Lipinski, Kentucky Derby Conference Call, April 29, 2014

Last time I was just so uncomfortable with the weather. And I was dressed for a slight chill. I was in tweed. I was in a tie. I had a button up. I had a huge sun hat that was black. I sweated through my foundation. It was just not a good scene. I was not cute.
--nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com, Transcript: Johnny Weir & Tara Lipinski, Kentucky Derby Conference Call, April 29, 2014
(about the weather and his outfit at the 2010 Derby) 

I don’t believe it. It was supposed to be chilly last time, chilly and rainy--I’ll bring a sensible shawl.
--nbcsportsgrouppressbox.com, Transcript: Johnny Weir & Tara Lipinski, Kentucky Derby Conference Call, April 29, 2014
(after being told that the Derby day forecast was for chilly weather)

A telltale sign is when you see a lot of snow come up on that landing. You want, you know, a gentle flurry, because it's natural that when you hit the ice, there's going to be a little snow, but when there's a full-on blizzard, that means it was probably under-rotated. 
--NBCSN, ladies free program, Sochi Olympics, February 20, 2014, as expert commentator
(on how to spot an under-rotated jump)

Seventeen years ago, a sunny day came along where the ice that covered a bleak cornfield glistened in the late afternoon sun. Seventeen years ago, my feet were covered for the first time by leather and steel. Seventeen years ago, I took my first step onto the ice, in the most unlikely of circumstances, yet dressed head to toe in dreams.
--fcnp.com, "Johnny's World: The Ice" October 23, 2013
(on retiring from competitive skating)

It will be a long time until I wake up in the morning not imagining that I’m late for practice, and in addition to never forgetting the sheer magic of giving my heart and soul to the world, I will never forget the smell of the air, the glint of the sun on the slippery surface, or the feelings I had 17 years ago on that cornfield.
--fcnp.com, "Johnny's World: The Ice" October 23, 2013
(on retiring from competitive skating)