Sometimes I embarrass myself. Wait until you guys see this live singing performance in Flint...Shiyat! #BeGoodJohnnyWeir @LogoTV
--Twitter, September 17, 2012
(on scene in Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1 in which he debuts Dirty Love while skating in "Holiday Dreams on Ice")

[Tara Modlin: Do you know that writing a book takes as much time and focus as ice skating competitively or producing a spectacular for example?]

I'm good at multitasking.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 2

As Viacheslav Romanov:
This week on Be Good Johnny Weir, Johnny decide to sing his song Dirty Love. Terrible. Johnny, please, only skate. It's only thing you're good at. Only try skate!
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1

God, I'm a pretty singer...
--Twitter, September 17, 2012
(tweeted while watching recording of Dirty Love on Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1)

Oh my god, I'm going to shit my pants.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(before performing Dirty Love at Holiday Dreams on Ice)

There's a hint of suicide bomber in me right now that just wants to run up to Tara, hug her, and blow us both up because she has put me in this position.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(on debut of Dirty Love while skating in Holiday Dreams on Ice; "Tara" is agent Tara Modlin.)

My package looks giant.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(on his Dirty Love costume)

You can't see through my pants as much as I hoped.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(on his Dirty Love costume)

I look like I'm from Dynasty.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(on his Dirty Love costume)

I'm going to sing. It it's good, please scream. If it's bad, please scream.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(to young skaters appearing in "Holiday Dreams on Ice" about his performing Dirty Love)

It'll be good to do it in Flint because there's no one there.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(after agent Tara Modlin told him she wanted him to debut Dirty Love at "Holiday Dreams on Ice" in Flint, Michigan)

Is there a gay in Flint that's going to love this?
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(to agent Tara Moldin after she told him she wanted for him to debut Dirty Love at "Holiday Dreams on Ice" in Flint, Michigan)

My asshole shrunk to about this. [shows clenched fist]. It got so tight and puckered.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(after agent Tara  Modlin told him she wanted for him to debut Dirty Love at "Holiday Dreams on Ice" in Flint, Michigan)

Tara was rude when I decided I want to be a songstress.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.1

I'd love a Grammy.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(on Dirty Love)

For the record, you have to wave at me to get me to do anything...
--Twitter, September 17, 2012
(on scene from Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1 in which he's recording Dirty Love.)

I wanted to open my mouth and have Christina Aguilera's voice come out of my mouth. But that's not happening...
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1
(on recording Dirty Love)

I'm not a singer, bitch!
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.1 
(to music producer Lucian Piane)

When people hear the title Dirty Love, they're immediately going to think it's a whory slut song. I'm this little skater singing about sex I never have.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1

I'm serious about recording a single. I've always wanted to sing, and I still have a little teenage girl in me that finds that exciting and wants to try it and see how I would do.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 1