Priscilla has been my coach since the beginning, and it was very hard to tell Priscilla, you know, "I'm leaving you." It's like breaking up with your mother.
--Pop Star on Ice

It was one of the proudest moments of my life just because I came back, and I basically said, "F-you" to everybody that said horrible things about me, or didn't support me, or said there was no room for me at the inn.
--Pop Star on Ice
(on winning the 2004 U.S. Nationals after his disastrous 2003 Nationals free skate and being written off by USFS)

I wish the judges actually knew what they were doing.
--Pop Star on Ice

Blogger's note: After extensive research, I've been unable to determine when and where the scene with this quote was recorded. Johnny is wearing his My Way costume, so I assume it must have been at an exhibition skate during the 2005-07 period. If you can give me more information, I would really appreciate hearing from you.

[What would be [Viacheslav Romanov's] superpower?]

Maybe flying underwear. So his underwear could fly--he couldn't so his underwear would keep him in the air. 
--Russian fan meeting, St. Petersburg, March 7, 2011
(on the Russian journalist portrayed by Johnny in Pop Star on Ice and Be Good Johnny Weir)

That was not dirty and sexy in the same way. That bathtub was dirty. For anyone who has not seen the movie, it starts with me in a scene with my best friend. I have a blonde wig on and I am doing an interview about me in the bathtub. His bathtub was filthy, but we had bathing suits on.
--ifsmagazine.com, "Johnny Weir--The 'Pop Star on Ice' Meets the Press" by Susan D. Russell, September 13, 2009,  from U.S. Olympic Team Media Summit, September 11, 2009
(on Pop Star on Ice)

Well, you can be fabulous when you're 90 or 190....but most of them are not.
--phillygaycalendar.com, "Johnny Weir Q&A at QFest 2009," video, July 12, 2009 after screening of Pop Star on Ice
(on figure skating judges)

I love things that come from dead things.
--Pop Star on Ice

I've got so much nipple.
--Pop Star on Ice
(on his black Child of Nazareth costume)

What I do in my bedroom and who I go to a movie with, who I go out to dinner with as a date, that's personal. I don't think anyone needs to know if I'm sleeping with Sienna Miller or Orlando Bloom.
--Pop Star on Ice

I look like Rambo with this hair.
--Pop Star on Ice
(on his hairstyle for his Child of Nazareth program)

She wants me to have a meeting with her. That has to be booked through my agent. Good luck getting him to answer his phone.
--Pop Star on Ice
("she" = coach Priscilla Hill )

I don't think there's anything that is going to shock her, maybe some things that were said or maybe some things that she wore.
--teamusa.org, "Pop star on and off the ice" by Amy Rosewater, June 16, 2009
(how he thinks coach Priscilla Hill would react if she saw Pop Star on Ice)

Well, the wall thing was kind of unexpected. But the not-training, like there was no way I was going to do anything that year. I was not prepared. I was 18. I didn't want to listen to anybody. I had a horrible dye job in my hair.
--Pop Star on Ice
(on his 2003 Nationals FS during which he fell after his blade caught between the ice and wall about 10 seconds into his program)

It's very beautiful for me to see my face that big.
--lifeskate.com, Pop Star on Ice starring Johnny Weir, video of Q&A after premier at NY NewFest Film Festival, July 11, 2009

I wouldn't want a friend sitting next to me in the locker room you know, just talking about American Idol, and curling each other's hair, that sort of thing.
--Pop Star on Ice, mixed zone interview after short program, 2007 Nationals
(on his relationship with Evan Lysacek)

As Viacheslav Romanov:
Johnny's skating, I like it. I think he is kind of pussy when competing because he let head go sometime and talk a lot about shopping, but I think he interest.
--Pop Star on Ice

Maybe Jesus didn't wear black, but maybe Jesus was black. You never know these things.
--Pop Star on Ice
(commenting on his black Child of Nazareth costume)

[filming opening to broadcast of 2006 Marshall's Challenge]

I'm not an actor, you know.

......

[to someone off-screen]

What's the one? One winner?

[off-screen voice: "One winner. 3, 2, 1."]

One wiener!
--Pop Star on Ice

You know, I'm getting old for a figure skater. And I haven't had that time when I can, you know, sit in a shortie bathrobe on a lounge chair drinking mai tais.
--Pop Star on Ice, interview after 2006 Skate Canada free skate, November 5, 2006

You want a strawberry, bitch?
--Pop Star on Ice
(to Paris Childers)