I did take Windex with me to Tokyo so I could satisfy my cleaning OCD whilst abroad, but so excited that I woke up at 5 today from jet-lag so I could clean one piece of onion skin from my veggie drawer that then begat a top to bottom kitchen clean-up.

--Twitter, August 11, 2021 

I want people to constantly feel uncomfortable in my house....I want them to come over and feel like they can't sit on anything. I'm very Joan Crawford in that way. I don't want you to sit on my furniture. I don't want you to stay for too long.
--realtor.com, "Johnny Weir Opens Up About His Search for His Dream House" by Erik Gunther, March 21, 2018

I don't want anyone to think that I sneeze, blow my nose, eat, go to the bathroom, nothing. I'm just a plate. I'm just a porcelain white plate in a good outfit that sits there and is stunning.
--Tara and Johnny podcast, Ep. 50: "The Dating Game of Thrones," October 28, 2017
(on making a first impression)

I don’t have a lot of time for anything. I don’t have a personal life, I have very few friendly outings, I am constantly on an airplane and working. I’m very busy and Windex hotel rooms for fun.
--forbes.com., "Catching Up On 'Yuri!!! On Ice' With Figure Skater Johnny Weir" by Lauren Orsini, August 31, 2017

I Windex my salad before I eat it.
--Tara and Johnny podcast, Ep 37: "Lonely Nights," May 27, 2017

If I'm not high off bathroom cleaning product fumes, it ain't Thanksgiving.
--Twitter. November 24, 2016

Got asked the most uncommon things I travel with. 1. Magic Erasers 2. Bottle of Windex 3. Mini replica of Тёма
--Twitter, June 3, 2016

Blogger's note: "Magic Eraser" is a Mr. Clean scrubbing sponge. Тёма is Johnny's adorable Japanese Chin dog.

I am exceedingly threatened by those robot vacuum cleaners.
--Twitter, April 14, 2016

Moving in a few days so my home is a perfect storm of OCD & nerves. Just told the puppy he was lucky not to be bubble wrapped. He snizzled.
--Twitter, March 29, 2015

I have been called many things in my life, an economical packer was never one of them.
--Twitter, February 1, 2013

Prepping for LA tomorrow by extreme OCD cleaning. I've spent a month away from my Windex...a month too long.
--Twitter, February 6, 2015

I have SO many good luck rituals, depending on various aspects of my life! I have good luck rituals when I fly, I have good luck rituals when I leave my house, I have good luck rituals for everything. I'm pretty mystical in that way.
--reddit.com, reddit AMA. October 26. 2014

That thing of when you're organizing your weave collection...
--Twitter, October 27, 2014

I need to start getting designer masks. It's flu, cold and ebola season and I won't let them take me down. 
--Twitter, October 25, 2014

There's something so cleansing about getting rid of things that hold bad memories. As a mild hoarder, this may be a statement I take back.
--Twitter, May 30, 2014

I love those days when I'm really happy that I'm strange. Own your crazy crazies!
--Twitter, April 27, 2014

[Tara Lipinski: He doesn't like hands near anything.]

Because then when the oil gets on your fingers, and you touch your face or something and then you get a zit.

[Tara: If you could pick up your coffee cup with tongs, you would.]

I would. And I have!
--today.com, "Tara Lipinski: Pal Johnny Weir is obsessively neat," video, February 13, 2014
(on his eating habits)

I caught the fever and decorated early for the holidays. There's nothing more exhausting than being an OCD clean freak AND a glitter fiend.
--Twitter, November 25, 2013

Just saw "Gravity" and while Sandra and George are national treasures, I am now terrified of outer space, marshmallows and hand grips.
--Twitter, October 13, 2013

Through marriage I was able to give up my phobias about social situations and not hiding behind my front when I’m with people who matter.
--fcnp.com, "Johnny’s World: Привет: Part 3," April 25, 2013