Love myself I do. Not everything, but I love the good as well as the bad. I love my crazy lifestyle, and I love my hard discipline. I love my freedom of speech and the way my eyes get dark when I’m tired. I love that I have learned to trust people with my heart, even if it will get broken. I am proud of everything that I am and will become.
--Welcome to My World

[Swear right now that when you do a book tour, you don't just hit the east and west coast.]

I promise I will MidWest it up.
--Twitter, June 29, 2010 (Bluefly chat)

Blogger's note: Capitalization as in original tweet.

As Viacheslav Romanov:
This week on Be Good Johnny Weir, Johnny is publishing the book. Johnny sold 6 1/2 books and does not make the best-selling list. You should buy it.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.3

Keep on partying, everyone hook up, and love it.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 3
(at book party for Welcome to My World)

This is an amazing book party. There are so many people here, so many people I love, so many people I don't know, new faces, new underpants. 
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 3
(at book party for Welcome to My World)

Thank you, everyone, for coming out. And I love this, I feel like a cop.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 3
(to fans at Framingham, Massachusetts book signing, where he was given a bullhorn to address them)

We renamed our bus dudes Flips and Lips! I'm exhausted remembering my bus tour. The hours of sitting, and chaffing... 
--Twitter, September 24, 2012
(on Welcome to My World book tour)

If you happen to see a large bus, with me on its side, don't be alarmed, we come with love.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 3
(on bus used for Welcome to My World book tour)

I looked decidedly latina on my book cover. Hola! #JohnnyWeir 
--Twitter, September 24, 2012
(on Welcome to My World)

And we're live tweeting. Leave it to Tara @tmodlin to throw my ass on a bus.
--Twitter, September 24, 2012
(on the book tour for Welcome to My World)

There's words in it too!
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 3
(on Welcome to My World)

I look jacked on my book cover.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 3

The cover is totally gay. And sparkly and outrageous. And that's what people think of me, but the inside is completely different.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 3
(on the cover of Welcome to My World)

It's very robo-slut.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 3
(on the Asher Levine catsuit he wore on the cover of Welcome to My World)

To Eric Alt:

You know I love a Marie Antoinette moment.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 3
(while getting hair styled for photo shoot for cover of Welcome to My World)

Johnny narrates: Now that my book's finished, I'm doing a photo shoot for my cover.

Dialogue: That's a giant ball of disco.

Johnny narrates: And you know how much mama loves a camera.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Episode 3

As you write a book, you come up with all these different situations that you've been in and what you thought, felt, and smelt at that time. And it was a beautiful experience. Even if you're not going to get published, I would tell anyone to write a memoir.
--newnownext.com, "Johnny Weir Talks Coming Out: 'Heavy Petting With Johnny Weir'" video, by Chris Spargo, September 18, 2012
(on writing his book Welcome to My World)

As Viacheslav Romanov:
This week on Be Good Johnny Weir, Johnny decided he's gonna write a book and he's come out of the cupboard. Wow! I never knew.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 2

[Simon and Schuster representative: Were you ever in the closet?]

No, I was never ever in one.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 2

Oh, they get me.
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep. 2
(after good meeting with publisher Simon and Schuster)