Johnny Weir

Whether witty or wise, controversial or charming, shocking or silly, sweet or sassy, provocative or profound, inspiring or infuriating--or any combination of those--Johnny Weir, the three-time U.S. Champion, two-time Olympian, and World medalist figure skater, almost always says something worth quoting whenever he commentates a skating competition, makes a TV appearance, gives an interview, holds a press conference, writes, tweets, or is caught on video. His quotes needed to be collected and shared; hence this blog.
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Showing posts with label foreign countries. Show all posts

Monday, February 27, 2023

[T]here are things that have looked better than others. And I will say there was one. It was a patent leather, puffy sort of straitjacket thing that I bought in Japan that I wore on television but the armholes were so low because of just the uniqueness of the garment that I couldn’t really get the microphone to my mouth. That made it difficult to work and I looked a little bit crazy like I was wearing a big puffy trash bag. 
--Queerty, "Johnny Weir on playing himself on 'Night Court,' his wild fashions, and being told to "butch" it up," Johnny Lopez, February 21, 2023
(on his fashion choices over the years)

Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Efendi competed for Azerbaijan last year and she performed a song called “Mata Hari,” and it was just full black fishnet sparkle. Something that I would wear on the ice.
--Instinct Magazine, "Johnny Weir Hosts Peacock Stream of 2022 Eurovision," Denny Patterson, May 10, 2022
(on Eurovision 2021)

Monday, December 6, 2021

He has a really sluggish jump technique, where it's almost like a slingshot where the string is too loose. It doesn't go very far, but very powerful.
---Olympic Channel, Rostelecom Cup, men's short program, broadcast November 29, 2021
(on Japanese skater Keiji Tanaka)

Saturday, December 4, 2021

 Like the dance of an elegant snow crane.
--Olympic Channel, Rostelecom Cup, men's short program, broadcast November 29, 2021
(on the skating skills of Canadian skater Roman Sadovsky)

Saturday, September 18, 2021

I did take Windex with me to Tokyo so I could satisfy my cleaning OCD whilst abroad, but so excited that I woke up at 5 today from jet-lag so I could clean one piece of onion skin from my veggie drawer that then begat a top to bottom kitchen clean-up.
--Twitter, August 11, 2021 

Friday, May 10, 2019

There's something wonderfully floaty about his technique....It's almost like he's bouncing from marshmallow to marshmallow.
--NBCSN, 2019 World's Figure Skating Championship, broadcast of men's free skate, March 23, 2019
(about Russian skater Mikhail Kolyada's combination jumps)

Sunday, March 24, 2019

He was moving his head up and down and side to side a lot, almost like an agitated pigeon. 
--NBCSN, 2019 World Figure Skating Championships, men's short program, March 21, 2019
(on Russian skater Mikhail Kolyada's short program)

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

I don't like corn, I've never been to Greece, and because of ice skating, I'll never be able to sleep on my back because my ass is too big.
Twitter, video, August 8, 2018

Friday, February 16, 2018

Yuzuru Hanyu's performance there reminds me, if there were angels in a really cold environment and they breathed, that's what angels' breath would look like.
--NBC, commenting after the men's short program, 2018 Olympics, February 15, 2018

Monday, February 12, 2018

Looking at the ladies free skate: 130 to 140 is good; 140 plus is a great score; and basically 150 plus is Russian.
--NBC, Team Figure Skating, ladies free skate, 2018 Olympics, February 11, 2018

Saturday, November 19, 2016

I would also really like a Mongolian Olympics. I think that could be fun. Everyone stays in a yurt village.
--Facebook Live video, August 5, 2016

Friday, November 18, 2016

Bringing companion animals to the ice and competing at the Olympic level goes back generations. I'm happy to see it finally shown during the Grand Prix.
--Twitter, NBCOlympics, commenting a video clip from the 2016 French Grand Prix showing a pigeon flying near Russian skater Alena Leonova during her free program.

Saturday, August 27, 2016

From Sochi, it's Olympic tradition to show up on the beach and look ridiculous.
--NBC, Access Hollywood, August 11, 2016
(on the reason he showed up for his fishing date with Billy Bush during the Rio Olympics wearing a hot pink feather jacket, short shorts, and high wedge heeled platform booties. During the Sochi Olympics, Johnny and Billy went fishing with Johnny wearing a fur coat and green Rick Owens platform boots.)

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Norway, a solid golfing history...in that country.
--nbcolympics.com, "Tara and Johnny announce women's golf in Rio," video, August 18, 2016
(providing background information on Norway's Olympic golfer Marianne Skarpnord)

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

We are terrified of the sun. We are so white and we work indoors. I go big with my hair which creates a natural shield. I bought all of my weaves yesterday.
--stylenews.people.com, "Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir's Best Fashion Moments," July 20, 2016
(on working in Rio with Tara Lipinski during this year's summer Olympics)

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

[Tara Lipinski: This guy is setting a new norm. He keeps pushing the bar technically. He's opening this program with a quad lutz.]

More like the new ab-norm. 
--NBC, Grand Prix Finals broadcast, December 20, 2015
(on Chinese skater Jin Boyang)

Sunday, April 24, 2016

He has that marshmallow fluff in those knees that hold him upright, no matter what position. Cat-like, if you will.
--NBC, World Figure Skating Championship 2016, broadcast April 10, 2016
(explaining Japanese skater Shoma Uno's ability to complete jumps that are "just a bit off.")

Friday, April 22, 2016

She could make borscht out of this entire ladies' field.
--NBC, World Figure Skating Championship 2016, ladies free skate, broadcast April 2, 2016
(on Russian skater Evgenia Medvedeva, the eventual gold medal winner)

Friday, February 19, 2016

Post Carnaval, hotel lobby. Exhausted, moistened and happy. Why wear pants? Oyasuminasai!
--Instagram, February 8, 2016
(during his trip to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil)

Another Johnny quote that to fully appreciate, needs the photo:


Blogger's note: Oyasuminasai is Japanese for "good night."

Friday, February 12, 2016

We're moved into our adjoinings. 147 hangers later...
--Twitter, January 31, 2016 
(during his trip to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, with Tara Lipinski)