When I realize the simple fact that I am a tyrant with possibly a touch of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, I rush out of the bathroom (once the lotions have soaked in) to find my husband and my puppy cowering in the corner not wanting to walk on the carpet...They look at me with wide eyes and with a sprinkle of jealousy toward my vacuum.
--fcnp.com, "Johnny's World: Terrified," April 4, 2013
(on his evening three-hour grooming and cleaning routine)