[Joan Rivers asks Johnny how he started figure skating at 12.]

I was growing up in Amish County Pennsylvania.

[Joan: Are you Amish?]

I'm not Amish.

[Joan: That must have been difficult.]

Or these lights would be way too much for me.

[Kelly Osbourne: Only candlelight for you.]

Only candlelight and butter churning.
--E! (TV channel), Fashion Police, "Fash Fabness," March 29, 2013