At 11:30 p.m. on that idle Monday night, I look from the magnifying mirror to the full-sized mirror and notice a stealthy, glazed-over eyeball staring back at me. It’s similar to the ones on Great White Sharks we see every summer on Discovery.
--fcnp.com, "Johnny's World: Terrified," April 4, 2013
(after his evening three-hour grooming and cleaning routine)