My dress is decidedly understated, all black for maximum skinniness as I blast across people’s TV screens from Philadelphia to Topeka, Des Moines to Orange County. Despite the understated color, I look like a streetwalker in designer leggings that give the illusion of garters. 
--fcnp.com, "Johnny's World: Giggle," January 3, 2013
(on his December 21, 2012 Today show performance costume)