"He" is my husband. An Ivy League grad, a stable and proud man with wisdom and brains for days, who gets excited over very little and he's been reduced to a teenage girl fighting for a bottle of Bieber's new fragrance by a five inch piece of "brushed aluminum."

--fcnp.com, "Johnny's World: Icon," October 25, 2012
(on husband Victor's determination to get an iPhone 5 the day it was released)