As Viacheslav Romanov:
Dobriy vecher, this is Viacheslav Romanov reporting to you live from the Chicaga, Illinois. I want to play backgammon with Oprah. 
--Logo, Be Good Johnny Weir, Season 2, Ep.7

Blogger's note: Dobriy vecher (Добрый вечер) is Russian for "good evening."